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what is the female version of a Casanova? Google prompts “Seductress” but that’s so….intense. 

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I’m wearing a pineapple tank top and oh boy, the amount of “nice pineapples” jokes is pretty astounding. 

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guinivere-medici:

Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well

flyartproductions:

I ain’t saying you a gold digger but you got needs
Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I (1907), Gustav Klimt / Gold Digger, Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx

flyartproductions:

I ain’t saying you a gold digger but you got needs

Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I (1907), Gustav Klimt / Gold Digger, Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx

(via flyartproductions)

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before I devoured bbq and friend brownies. 

EDIT | i meant to say “fried brownies” but friend brownies would be pretty dope. 

before I devoured bbq and friend brownies. 

EDIT | i meant to say “fried brownies” but friend brownies would be pretty dope. 

ktothestein:

normcore-dad:

Shout out to Al Jazeera straight up showing a video of their reporters getting tear gassed during a live interview of the Ferguson police chief denying that they are tear gassing journalists.

the truth no longer matters. just say whatever you want.  apparently

(via shellyflowers)

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Today was great for a lot of reasons:

  • Light jogged/walked a little over two miles (I haven’t worked out in 2.5 weeks so I’m happy that I did SOMETHING)
  • Ate BBQ (St. Louis style ribs!)
  • Got really high
  • Played dominoes
  • Had afternoon hotel sex while really high
  • Hung out by the pool in the late afternoon
  • Ate authentic Chinese food
  • Played dominoes again.
     

I’m sitting here looking on his computer, if I  shift to the left slightly, I can see him relaxing on the couch, watching divers with killer whales.  There’s no other place I’d like to be right now.

Today would’ve been perfect if I didn’t hate my body/myself for eating  like a piglet.  But it was pretty great.

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http://semiserious.tumblr.com/post/94673950420/the-rest-of-america-doesnt-consider-miami-truly

semiserious:

The rest of America doesn’t consider Miami truly American. Whatever goes on here doesn’t really matter to them. They can’t think of it as a real place. Perhaps because it’s only 11% non-hispanic white. Maybe because it has a higher percent of immigrants living in it than any other city in the…

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

(Source: isxbelle, via womanistish)

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Was gonna take a selfie until Cris asked me a question. 

Was gonna take a selfie until Cris asked me a question. 

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bragging ahead. warning!

So I presented in front of a large group of Clients (and coworkers) today.  I’ve never done a formal presentation in my two years at my current job, so I was nervous to say the least. I was also on 4 hours of sleep, so there’s that.

However, I did such a fantastic job on the presentation that this guy that I really admire in terms of intelligence showered me with compliments.  BRAGGING BRAGGING BRAGGING.  Even one of the clients that intimidates me really dug it.  Years of theatre paid off, I guess (I also cracked some jokes).

Today is a good day (even though I got into a phone yelling match with someone)

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Over the past three nights I’ve had a total of 12 hours of sleep. Last night was 3:30am, now I have to present at 9am.   Team delrium. 

Over the past three nights I’ve had a total of 12 hours of sleep. Last night was 3:30am, now I have to present at 9am.   Team delrium. 

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I explained to a table of 6, including the Client, what Grindr was. 

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no one looks cute at 1am with no makeup on, especially after being up for 20 hours, but gosh darnnit I tried!

no one looks cute at 1am with no makeup on, especially after being up for 20 hours, but gosh darnnit I tried!

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I tried to hide myself in a cabinet to avoid work.

I tried to hide myself in a cabinet to avoid work.