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I saw this in Atlanta during a BBQ cook off, it’s a fountain filled with beer cans. The RV was decked out in Clemson gear, and their team name was “Department of Porks and Rumpreation.”  It was just 4 middle age guys drinking, shooting the shit, and wearing straw hats 

Visuals like that make me really miss the South during game days.

I saw this in Atlanta during a BBQ cook off, it’s a fountain filled with beer cans. The RV was decked out in Clemson gear, and their team name was “Department of Porks and Rumpreation.” It was just 4 middle age guys drinking, shooting the shit, and wearing straw hats

Visuals like that make me really miss the South during game days.

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I’ve been writing a lot lately, usually just short passages. Here’s a really, really brief list of topics, both fiction/non-fiction (ugh):

- The excuse “I couldn’t help myself.” What’s the threshold? When is it okay to use it, if ever?

- Ending a story. I have such a hard time ending/concluding stories both in print and in conversations, sometimes I just drift off.

- A mute person who works as a character in Disney, and their life in and out of the park. I also like the idea of them falling for a Disney princess, but I feel like that’s a cliche.

- A man changes personalities (or has different experiences) when going around the world with his family in Epoct (this might be a little too “Escape from Tomorrow”)

I’m still a little self-concious of my writing, especially since I know a few people who actually read this (and one of them is a copywriter turned CD), and might be like “yo girl your writing blows” I’m trying to see which idea might work the best/easiest to write (which is a total cop-out)

rebeleverdeen:

"What are you looking for in a relationship?"
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(Source: precircumcised, via alandcalledonalee)

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This is my favorite thing of the week.  Cracking up at my desk as I type. 

Can’t show anyone though, there’s a Venn Diagram of people at work who watch Mad Men (4) and people who know this song (1) with me right in the middle. 

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semiserious:

The ending of Jurassic Park is so dumb and so clever all at the same time. 
It’s like Spielberg realized that a) people fucking love T-Rex b) You could pretty easily hide from T-Rex by just staying indoors, which would make for a dumb movie. 
So T-Rex comes along in Act I. Scares the bejesus out of everyone, but only eats the investor’s asshole lawyer that no one cares about. Because fuck the law and fuck capitalism
Then the Raptors come in and become the true villains, because the Raptors can go indoors. Also the Raptors can open doors. This is a horror movie in which the scariest thing about the villain is that they can open doors. If this movie was directed by Michael Bay then the Raptors would learn to use laser guns, but Spielberg scares us with a fucking door being opened. 
Anyway, in the climatic scene the Raptors are about to eat everyone but they circle their prey for a little bit for no other reason but dramatic tension, and then T-Rex literally comes the fuck OUT OF NOWHERE and eats one of the Raptors. FOR NO REASON! Then the other Raptor, apparently decides to jump on the T-Rex, which makes no sense because you’d think he’d be like “fuck it, more humans for me to eat,” and T-Rex eats him too. So T-Rex is the hero of the movie, because, again, we all fucking love T-Rex. Then he gives a big dramatic roar while striking a pose and is crowned the diamond crowned queen winner of the Ms. When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1993 pageant. 

semiserious:

The ending of Jurassic Park is so dumb and so clever all at the same time. 

It’s like Spielberg realized that a) people fucking love T-Rex b) You could pretty easily hide from T-Rex by just staying indoors, which would make for a dumb movie. 

So T-Rex comes along in Act I. Scares the bejesus out of everyone, but only eats the investor’s asshole lawyer that no one cares about. Because fuck the law and fuck capitalism

Then the Raptors come in and become the true villains, because the Raptors can go indoors. Also the Raptors can open doors. This is a horror movie in which the scariest thing about the villain is that they can open doors. If this movie was directed by Michael Bay then the Raptors would learn to use laser guns, but Spielberg scares us with a fucking door being opened. 

Anyway, in the climatic scene the Raptors are about to eat everyone but they circle their prey for a little bit for no other reason but dramatic tension, and then T-Rex literally comes the fuck OUT OF NOWHERE and eats one of the Raptors. FOR NO REASON! Then the other Raptor, apparently decides to jump on the T-Rex, which makes no sense because you’d think he’d be like “fuck it, more humans for me to eat,” and T-Rex eats him too. So T-Rex is the hero of the movie, because, again, we all fucking love T-Rex. Then he gives a big dramatic roar while striking a pose and is crowned the diamond crowned queen winner of the Ms. When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1993 pageant. 

Work is weird in a sense that everyone is tense and on pins and needles.


Or it could just be me projecting my feelings.

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semiserious:

Listen, I love Rihanna, but her fans who tags posts about her with #Robyn are the worst. You know exactly what I’m looking for in the #Robyn tag and you are purposefully obstructing me. 

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Sometimes I feel like Buster Bluth when I should really feel like Lucille

Röyksopp & Robyn | Do It Again

For the past week I’ve listened to this song about maybe 3-4 times a day.  But then again I love Robyn so much that I’ll listen to anything that woman does.

(via le0night)

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treeohfie:

deeaundra:

Is this old? Is the Sweet Shop still around?  need answers. 

It’s still around!

YESSSSSSSSSSS

treeohfie:

deeaundra:

Is this old? Is the Sweet Shop still around?  need answers. 

It’s still around!

YESSSSSSSSSSS

(Source: dtaallday)

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Is this old? Is the Sweet Shop still around?  need answers. 

Is this old? Is the Sweet Shop still around?  need answers. 

(Source: dtaallday, via fuckyeahfloridastate)

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

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This is one of my favorite Simpsons jokes and pretty much summarizes the relationship I have with my brother. 

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via thelawnwrangler)

diandrita

Anonymous said: Ok, I, a white girl, was gonna dress up as Nick Fury for Halloween. I wasn't going to do blackface or anything stupid like that, but I am being required to participate in a superhero theme and I didn't want to wear anything skintight. So, basically, do you know any other superheroes that don't have skintight costumes?

yoisthisracist:

Racists write in here mad all the time that I never really seem to get all that heated about the struggles of white people, but I have to tell you, it’s hard to be sympathetic when, for real, white people asking how they can dress up like Samuel L. Jackson is in literally the top 5 most asked concerns troubling white folks these days.

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Living living living for this photo and these two.  

Living living living for this photo and these two.