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Someone told me today that they felt comfortable around me.  They were probably trying to hit on me, but still, how nice!

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"when I started you weren’t the most popular girl here"

someone at work.  How rude/true!

fuckyeahbillhader:

LeBron James, Chris Rock, Bill Hader and Judd Apatow

fuckyeahbillhader:

LeBron James, Chris Rock, Bill Hader and Judd Apatow

GPOY

GPOY

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best 8 seconds of mad men

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Porn teaches men they are gods. Pop culture teaches men that the epitome of success is to be surrounded by naked women, fawning over you. Prostitution exists because we, as a culture, very much believe that women exist to pleasure men. We tell women that they have to “work” in marriage, to keep their men happy, to keep them from straying — buy sexy lingerie, try threesomes, try anal, perform every porn fantasy he has — he needs it, he deserves it, it is your job.

We can continue to skirt around these truths — that the sex industry and our patriarchal culture breed men like Rodger—but expect more violence, more deaths, more rape, and more abuse. Our world is rife with Elliot Rodgers. We create them every day. They aren’t going anywhere.

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Male entitlement begets male entitlement: On Elliot Rodger, misogyny, and the sex industry

Every one of my previous friends-with-benefits or dudes-I-regularly-hook-up-with (there’s a difference) was (is?) like this.  Like I don’t think I’ve ever had a female-centered experience with those two types.  Not even mutual (5 minutes on me and I guess that’s enough!).  

(via alandcalledonalee)

  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo

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There’s nothing more irritating than desperately trying to have a conversation with someone who just gives one word answers. 

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Share a coke with deez nuts

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fake boyfriend is #1 trending topic on Facebook.  

fake boyfriend is #1 trending topic on Facebook.  

mentalflossr:

Remember prom? Nikki Simmons probably won’t forget hers, even though the guy she asked had to politely decline. Seems he’d just gotten married and, honestly, he was probably busy.
11 Amazing Thank You Notes From Famous People

mentalflossr:

Remember prom? Nikki Simmons probably won’t forget hers, even though the guy she asked had to politely decline. Seems he’d just gotten married and, honestly, he was probably busy.

11 Amazing Thank You Notes From Famous People

(via teamcoco)

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Is a non-Spanish speaking guy asking you to speak Spanish in bed racist? Or just a “thing”? I’ve been asked to do this 3 times. Is it a thing that non-Hispanic guys who haven’t lived in major Hispanic markets (LA, Miami, NYC) are into? Whenever I’ve been asked I’ve felt like a token, but I don’t think any of those guys were just into me because I was Hispanic (I’m thinking it’s because of my personality. ha.)

It’s just a really weird thing. And I write “major Hispanic markets” because these guys were from metropolitan areas (Tampa, Toronto, DC), but never lived in Miami.

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deeaundra:

I changed a contact on my phone to “Dead To Me”

bringing the drama since the late 80s. 

It’s now been changed to “do not answer” but I’m still answering cause I’m awful

micdotcom:

Watch: 5 minutes of ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

Marvel’s choice to make Guardians of the Galaxy into a film may seem baffling, but the movie has the potential to be the most exciting sci-fi action film of the year — that is, if the teasers are anything to go by. 

What it’s got going for it | Follow micdotcom

(via popculturebrain)